My kids keep me endlessly entertained with the things they say. The other day my husband and I were getting ready for work. He was standing at the fridge filling up his water bottles and my little 2 year old daughter came over holding her sippy and looked up at him. Hubby asked if she wanted him to fill up her sippy so she held it out and informed him, "I busy" then walked away. I had no idea that two years olds had so much to do. Maybe she was too busy doing this:

Sometimes I like a good old Mad Lib. Who doesn't? Anyway, I found this on the web and I had to play around a little bit. Here's one I did:

An Odd Animal

The Aleryan is an animal that has burnt orange fur with slime green spots on its toenails and nose hairs. Its tail is shaped like a clown which it uses to hop dirt mounds. An adult Aleryan may weigh more than 15,627 pounds and stand over 7,892 feet high.

The Aleryan can be found only in Burma and France. Although its favorite food is grapenuts, it also likes to eat corn dogs. If you ever see an Aleryan, be sure not to ever sing “The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang.” That song makes it sticky. Instead, give it a few grapenuts and be on your way.

All I can say is, "Sweat, Baby. Sweat, Baby..." Ewwww...I'm sticky